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This is a list of all documented ship classes of the FUS, ESBG, Kilathian, and other military forces. Possible spoilers are ahead.

Sept. 28, 2009 - I have to say, I think I've gotten this pretty much up to date as of the up-and-coming BMA2. Now, if only I could write another 50-100 pages instantly... --Blastermant c

Federation of United SystemsEdit

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Evil Smelly Bad Guy EmpireEdit

Main article: Ships/ESBG COLIN BLAMEY LIKES BIG COCK

Kilathian RepublicEdit

Main article: Ships/Kilathian

Coalition Syndicate of PlanetsEdit

Main article: Ships/Coalition HEY TROY PHONE 604-513-0330 for a good time tonight! - Colin Blamey

BlariusEdit

Solar BombarderEdit

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1 km tall
ARMAMENTS:
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AutopodEdit

SIZE OF COCK I PREFER:
1 m long    Colin Blamey               
1 m wide    Colin Blamey                         PROTIP: I want Colin Blamey's cock (AS IF IT WEREN'T OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT.)
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ARMAMENTS:
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NOTES: The Autopod is a 1x1x1 m cube, basically a remote controlled 360x360 degree turret that I use to pleasure the brown star between my legs..Colin Blamey

CivilianEdit

AND NOW FOR A BRIEF BREAK IN THE COLIN BLAMEY DICK SUCKING. I GIVE TO YOU, MY RELENTLESS AND RABID FANS OF BLASTER MAN; A POEM.


I will lick your balls

and fuck your ass

'till you shit.

-Troy

Colin BlameyEdit

SIZE:
1 km Colin Blamey
0.5 km Colin Blamey
0.5 km Colin Blamey
ARMAMENTS:
1 Colin Blamey
4 Colin Blamey
SHIELDS:
2 Colin Blamey
NOTES: Colin Blamey

Seagunner-class escort fighterEdit

SIZE:
11 m long
4 m wide
2 m tall
ARMAMENTS:
4 light lasers
SHIELDS:
1 mini-multidimensional shield emitter
NOTES: Cheap and cost-effective. Anyone can buy these openly.
Blasterman Universe

Technologies: Weaponsc - Lasers - Qyain'Zo gates - Transdimensional devices - Netlinks - ADTSes - Photon extractor - Warp drive

Notable Factions: Federation of United Systems - ESBG Empire - Kilathian Republic - Coalition Syndicate of Planets

Notable Ships: Platinum Eagle - Empire Warheading Starship

Notable People: Admiral Blasterman - Vice Admiral Shooter Dude - Captain Laserboy - Emperor ESBG - Brigadier General Aandonn

Please note that this list is incomplete.PROTIP: Colin Blamey was here. You are a faggot.

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